Try pie

When you are in the act of calling someone a “trumpie” but autocorrect doesn’t give a shit what you think, they change it to this

He already lost try pie. 🥰
*trumpie

McCream Pie

A plain sundae with an apple pie shoved inside it. Most commonly enjoyed after a McGangbang.

Started in Rochester MN around 2006.

Drunk guy 1: "Bro that McGangbang was awesome."
Drunk guy 2: "what's for dessert?"
Drunk guy 1: "McCream Pie"

jit pie

A jit pie is a pie filled with used condoms. It is a logical extension of "jit-bag," a bag full of used condoms.

She is full of more semen than a jit pie.

scrottage pie

When your scrotum area is so hot that it sticks to your legs. Thighs, groin and underwear join to form a twisted, inflamed fandango that is so wretched that you have to reach down and yank it.

Does any one want a slice of scrottage pie?
Use what u want but put back the pie.

Pie wrappering

Using a pie wrapper to masturbate into while driving

Did you hear about that Auckland grammar teacher Simon Toon? He was caught pie wrappering by a student.

vom pie

A huge, 3000 calorie pork pie with an egg in the middle. Actually called a 'vom pie' the irony being that you may indeed 'vom' after eating one.

"I'm gonna buy a vom pie today"
"I'm going to take the vom pie challenge"
"I had a heart attack after eating a vom pie"

squat pie

A fetish of desiring to watch someone sit on a pie and squirm around on it

I saw a squat pie video the other day.