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Getting Noodle is when you're receiving head while you have a flacid penis (resembling a wet noodle) while simultaneously eating cooked pasta.
Tyler: Bro I made some good ass pasta the other night.
Joe: Did you perhaps get noodle?
Tyler: I totally got noodle!
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Noodle Ball is an aquatic sport which hybridizes aspects of Keep Away and Baseball with swimming. Noodle Ball was invented in Dayton Beach on June 28, 2012, by three intrepid youth of above average intelligence and athletic prowess hailing from Vancouver, BC.
Equipment for Noodle Ball is simple and affordable. One standard, regulation size noodle is required.
One relatively light ball is required; no heavier than a dodge ball but ideally not as light as a beach ball. It must be buoyant.
You must have a pool which is at least four noodles long to play in.
Noodle Ball is played with three teams of at least one player. One player, the noodler, starts in the middle of the pool with the other players on either side. The noodler attempts to hit the ball with her/his noodle as the other players attempt to throw it past her/him.
If the noodler makes contact with the ball using her/his noodle then the player who threw the ball immediately prior to contact becomes the noodler and the noodler replaces that player as a thrower. The noodler gets a point and the thrower looses a point. The player with the most points at the conclusion of the game is the victor.
Since its creation in mid-2012, the popularity of Noodle Ball has skyrocketed. Today it is known by at least twice as many people as it was only a year ago. It is rumoured that plans are in the works to establish the first Noodle Ball league, bankrolled by an anonymous wealthy entrepreneur who is said to be a Doctor.
Noodle Ball is a way better sport than Baseball, which is must more boring and less sexy by comparison.
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Someone so high on methamphetamine that they can't hold still so their limbs waves up and down and back and forth like one of those Car Lot balloons guys.
I saw Andrew, he must have relapsed. He was so gacked out he was flailing around like a noodle Groover .
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A weekly tradition started by Deb Lucas (frequent Urban dictionary user) that involves eating at the Noodle Bowl.
"I saw a waffle crapper doin the noodle."
"I'm doing the noodle!" -Deb Lucas
"Whopper Wednesday is not complete unless Deb does the noodle."
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When multiple sloths dick whip you in the face, and then pour hot soup on your crotch.
Dude, Jimmy is still in the hospital from getting Sloth Noodles
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always in my heart tall noodle, yours sincerely smol bean
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Another way of referring to Ramen Noodles.
Bro #1 - "Yo dawg, what you thinking for lunch?"
Bro #2 - "Maann, I'm broke duuude! I'ma have me some 25 cent Ghetto Noodles!"
or
Customer - "Yo what isle yo noodles at?"
Grocery Clerk - "What kind of noodles Sir? Spaghetti?"
Customer - "Naww....Ummm, Ghetto Noodles."
Grocery Clerk - "The Ramen is on isle 5."
Customer - "Thanks...."
True Story
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