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Seven minutes of anal intercourse then, ten minutes of blow jobsz/being eaten outsz...HOE.
DUDE, ME AND THIS BITCH JUST WENT SEVEN TEN SPLIT!
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Along with Disco Demolition Night, one of the stupidest nights in baseball history. June 4, 1974, Cleveland Stadium, Ohio. The Cleveland Indians were playing the Texas Rangers, and the Indians unwisely offered all the beer you can drink for ten cents. Many fans showed up drunk/stoned. Nonetheless, the game managed to make its way to the bottom of the ninth inning, tied 5-5. Fans had already been causing nonsense, and a fan decided to jump onto the field and steal a Texas baseball cap. The Rangers and drunk fans then swarmed the field, leading to a WWE style melee with hundreds of participants. An umpire forfeited the game to Texas and got bonked on the head with a seat.
Question: Which did you like better, Disco Demolition Night or Ten Cent Beer Night?
Answer: I guess the disco thing; everyone had a hangover after Ten Cent Beer Night.
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When a crystal meth shard is put into a meth pipe you have to purge out cutting agents and allow the shard to liquidate then allowing it to reharden inside the bowl. To spread out the liquid meth you rotate the pipe in a motion from 10 - 2 on the clock. Back and forth in your mouth first exhaling blowing out a dragon cloud bigger than your vape and then inhaling to get high. This is in reference also to the amount of time you will most likely be high for, especially if you're a chronic user. Another main reason for the twist action is to distribute heat evenly to the round bowl.
Tweaker one, "Hit that pipe with a twist dude!" Tweaker two, "You mean with a ten and two tweaker twist?" Tweaker one,"yeah broskeet!"
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A saying expressing the high odds of an event occurring, stemming from the idea of 2:1 odds in gambling.
"Five gets you ten that Lindsey Lohan will get arrested at least another 3 times this year."
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A chick that wants to fuck you but you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole!
Man that ten foot pole pussy is all over me, this party is a drag.
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An essay written frantically the night before it's due.
Jason: You know that eight page psych paper I told you about
Me: Yeah, did you do it?
Jason: yeah, it ended up being a shitty ten-o-clock essay.
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A form of the Japanese game "Kancho" where rather then using 1 pointer finger from both hands you use all ten fingers to shove up somebody's anus.
BOY 1: "DUDE I TEN FINGER TIDAL WAVED HIM SO HARD THAT HE SCREAMED."
BOY 2: " DUDE HE'S NEVER GONNA SHIT AGAIN"
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