maybe you should try to cough or sneeze or something
When you whip out your dick you wrap one hand around it, then you wrap your other hand around it, and whatever is hanging out the other side, now that's something!
My uncle once asked me if I knew the definition of something. He said that's when you whip out your dick, you wrap one hand around it, then you wrap your other hand around it, and whatever is hanging out the other side, now that's something!
Definitely not nothing. It can be anything, really.
_ Ey yo what's that something in yo bag?
_oh its nothing...
_I'm pretty sure it's something.
_dammit.
the smart-ass response to "say something"
Person 1: Are you OK? Say something!
Person 2: ...something
Person 2: *dies*
points to a certain thing but unknown to the person which the sentence is said to
“want something?”
“BUT WHAT?”
Grab your cock at the base with your left hand... then grab it above that with your right... the part that's sticking out the top of both hands, she'll KNOW... That's SOMETHING!
He bent her over the stove and gave her SOMETHING to remember...