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My fat tongue schlipped out of my mouth cause I'm a schlop puppy.
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Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.
We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.
A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.
"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"
or
"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"
A man who's becoming a boss at pulling bitches,yet hasn't quite masterd it yet...when mastering this skill hell be considered a DOG.
" last night I slept with one of the slutt puppies at the fraternity house!"
Slutt puppy
A particularly odd individual, namely Isabelle
Stop laughing at my Thirster™, you're being such an odd puppy!
When an attractive girl at the office wears a low-cut blouse you tell your colleague "the puppies are out"
Hey, did you see Jen today? The puppies are out!"
A discord puppy is a user on the application discord (application for gamers) where server moderators talk regularly to users that bark for them (E-girls mainly but men are appreciated) and have feelings for them.
Oh my, BigChad69 has LittleBaby2145 as his discord puppy!!