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Penis hole Pete walls down the street and spot a kid. He unzipped his jeans, pulled down his under wear and whips it out. Then the kid gets sucked in and never comes.
Me: I’m taking a walk lalalal
Penis hole Pete: Hehehehehehehe
Me: AHHHHHHHHH
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to leave or step down from something that doesn't look like it will go anywhere, only to discover almost immediately upon departure that it would have made one extremely rich, famous, or successful.
Mockery of Pete Best, the original Beatles drummer, who quit the band before they hit it big.
Wow, Julia Roberts is totally pulling a Pete Best to back out of that role in The Blind Side. Its a best actress Oscar shoe-in!
OMG, you totally pulled a Pete Best by quitting show choir. Next week, Idina Menzel is coming to talk to us!
Wow, all those publishers who turned down JK Rowling pulled a Pete Best, didn't they? Bet they wish they had said yes now.
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Originating from thezionshow on tiktok, Big meat Pete is a prison rapist. He notoriously loves meat loaf. If you take the last slice of meat loaf in prison he will make you take his "meat loaf" (penis) as well.
New inmate: "damn this meat loaf good"
Old timer: "you took the last slice? That was supposed to be big meat Pete's slice."
New inmate: "I don't care about no big meat Pete"
Big meat Pete: "aye cuh that's my meat loaf that's okay there's more where that came from"
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When you dip your cock and/or balls in hot sauce, then insert it into a womans rectum.
Hey Oscar, what did you do last night?
Just gave your sister a texas pete bottle rocket.
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when a male goes in the nude; the showing of the male genetalia and anus; skinny dipping
Jimmy Hat and Peter Dong went all willy pete and brown eye on Sloppy Joseph.
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1. THE BIGGEST GODDDAMN PIMP EVER...hott dam!!!
2. THE SEXYEST PIMP EVER
3. an emo kid...
Yo yo yogie i am Soft Hands Pete
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