A discord puppy is a user on the application discord (application for gamers) where server moderators talk regularly to users that bark for them (E-girls mainly but men are appreciated) and have feelings for them.
Oh my, BigChad69 has LittleBaby2145 as his discord puppy!!
Bats... But better. They dwell in the depths of Lady's cave under her skirt. They smell of lavender with a hint of blazing fury. They like to be fed first thing in the morning but they are picky... Only the best sticky white stuff will do. And be warned... Raising her skirt will result in escape... She will defend them and they, her. You will parish...
"That scout let 15 bird puppies out! I will burn your castle into oblivion!"
A prison puppy is a child that is birthed while the mother is incarcerated.
Jerry: "Shawty, your kid is mad annoying."
Dave: "Yeah girl, get your prison puppy under control."
used to describe sexual speech
Dude 1: That was a sexual speech!
Dude 2: He was puppy necking
Dude 1: Oh, makes sense
a dog acquired during the covid pandemic that was never trained/ taught not to be an arsehole. owner usually has no control or recall of the dog and its barely litter trained.
My mate got a lockdown puppy. The thing is now fully grown but was never trained, so it's a proper arsehole. It's badly behaved and spends the whole time trying to fuck my leg.
One of the many names for the poop that comes from man's best friend, the humble Dog.
"Look out, puppy mine inbound!" *dog poos*
"Puppy mine field up ahead!" *Puts shoes on*
The nice way of saying you're sticking your poor dog in some veterinary dog boarding place for a few days while you get to enjoy guiltless trips across the country. Monster.
"Hey, we're just about ready to leave for the weekend beach getaway!"
"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."