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Toxic love that’s kind of a vibe. Like you secretly want it cause deep down you’re a masochist/sadist.
They went on a road trip through mexico two weeks after meeting...it was very manic romanic.
Better than all Sydneys
The roman cortina is awesome he is better than Sydney
To ponder perturbingly about the former Roman Empire.
Person A: "Honey, try some of this. It's really good".
Person B: "Really? It looks weird".
Person A: "When in Rome...."
Person B: "When in Rome we can eat until we're throwing up and then start a new meal".
Person A: 😒 "Stop Romanating and try the fucking thing".
When you finger blast a girl then roam to the anus and continue to insert two fingers in and out.
My friend told me about the roman hamrlik so when I was finger blasting a girl I roamed to her ass and hamrliked her.
Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.
Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*
A Latin phrase which pretty much translates to "People called "Romanes", they go, the house."
The correct phrase is "Romani ite domum" - "Romans go home".
"What's this then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called "Romanes", they go, the house!?"