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As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013


Roman Era

Roman Era is an era when a person plays a certain game for more than 2 hours and not responding to any of your texts.

Luda: Ugh my friend is playing Sims and not responding to any of my text
Jiafei: She is in her Roman Era

by LeeLuda January 16, 2023


Toasted Roman Sandwich

The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)

John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce

by balloonknotjohn June 16, 2012


roman candle

the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.

“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.

by jef weulard October 17, 2021


Roman candle

When you want your sex life to be ‘on fire’ so you light a candle and stick it in your partners ass while dripping hot wax on their nipples.

‘When keffory gets really excited, he begs me to light him up like a Roman Candle!’

by Sparkle prncs December 12, 2021


Roman Candle

When you lie down on your back and have sex for exactly 11 minutes and 22 seconds, only to cum straight in the air. Normally done for special occasions. Can also be done by pouring hot wax into the urethra.

Joe:Hey, you wanna do a Roman Candle?
Random Bitch:Sure.

by rebby1313 June 29, 2021


romans 12:20

Romans:20 - if your enemy is thirsty ,give him something to drink .

Or if a mf keeps trying to get at your girl like a snake bitch run this on him . Tell you and your girl is on some freak shit and ask if if he down for a 3 some ?? Thirsty mf of course he is set up some video shit get shit started hit em wit 1st things first he gotta suck some dick 1st then he can get some pussy !!!! He can get taste of dick in his mouth on video of course then be like she ain't wit it t how these nuts taste mf kick his to the curb ! You ain't no fag for getting the trick to eat dick . That's teaching tricks lessons Funny ass fuck .

Definition of Romans 12:20 defines how certain characters deserve to be treated .Always gonna be some disrespectful fuck that has to be madea example of to an extreme .Romans 12 :20 clearly guides believers to~ if our enemy is horn I mean hungry , feed him a big swollen dick to such on an laugh at his dog ass . He can get a taste ....legendary script flip . Me I got dick suckered , nutted in her and had him on his knees slurp nut out my girl laughing and video taping kstole his dope , kicked his ass out trick ass . Learn the hard way. Bible defines how to treat my enemies , will do

by Han $olo October 03, 2021