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A sex act that consists of pulling your partner's pubes out with your teeth
Dude we Russian Barbered last night, shit was grizzly... Good way to floss all your teeth at once though. I need therapy.
Bro1: Bro, this computer is driving me nuts with the BSOD.
Bro2: Here, grab the russian wrench, we'll do a russian repair. Works all the time.
Bro1: Spasibo, tovarish!!!!!!
This vodka's pretty strong, better add some beer mixer and dilute it down and have a russian shandy instead
When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop
"Did you meet my sister at the wedding?"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"
when you flip someone upside down so the asshole is facing the sky, you then insert the top of a full bottle of vodka (open) into their ass and let it all flow in then flip them back upside right and let it flow back into the bottle, the recipient then proceeds to chug the whole bottle and then gets ass fucked for the next 4 hours.
jack: "hey jim, wanna go to the course and swing some clubs today?"
jim: "nah man, i cant, my girl and i did the russian mudslide last night and i still cant stand straight"
Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus.
Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov
Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!
*WE* Love Russian Anthem
1. During the 1970's porn movement, an actor who's character resembled a large russian male with a heavy accent, limited english vocabulary, hairy chest, and beard (similar to that of a lumberjack).
2. Strong and Intimidating. Capable off crushing your body with their bare hands.
Ben: You seen this one yet?
Brett: No, sure is old though. Couldn't you have found some newer stuff? The girls in this don't even shave..
Ben: Haha! Look at his hairy old ass.
Brett: (with thick accent) Like russian bear, I break your legs!
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