1. A poorly maintained tambourine. Perhaps because it got dropped in a puddle or left outside or something.
2. Like a rusty trombone, but for people who can't really play an instrument.
1.
"Hey buddy, that's a pretty rusty tambourine."
"Yeah, I guess I dropped it in a puddle or left it outside or something."
2.
"I thought it would be hot if I got a rusty trombone from Janet, but it was sort of like getting an amateur prostate exam and an indian burn at the same time. It's like kids aren't learning anything at band camp nowadays."
"You shouldn't say 'indian burn,' dude. That's not cool."
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To be rimmed while simultaneously recieving a handjob.
(It has NOTHING to do with "mud butt". whomever posted that definition is completely wrong and a moron. That is known as "scat". The anus is clean while getting rimmed.)
"She tongued my asshole while giving me the best handjob I've ever had in my life!"
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Simalar too the Mr. Magoo but different. After anal sex flip the girl around and slap her across both eyes with your shitty dick, making her squint then whack the end of her nose with your penis to make her nose swell alittle. She will look like Mr. Magoo
After reaming that hot ass I flipped her over and gave her one mean Rusty Magoo!
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A sexual act consisting of a man sticking his finger in a girl's asshole while fucking her doggie-style and preceding to reach "hook" it into her mouth like a fisherman
i gave that Rita be-och a rusty fishook to remember me by
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When a chick blows you after you screw her while she's on the rag.
I gave this girl the Rusty Kramer the other night. It was pretty sick.
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When you do anal and there's excrement on your cock
I shaged her up the arse and when I pulled out I had a rusty rocket
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This is where the man performs oral sex with the woman's anus while inserting his fist into her vagina.
This is the female version of the Rusty Trombone.
Last night while fisting my girlfirend from behind and with her ass in my face I decided what a perfect opportunity to perform a Rusty Plunger.
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