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social bastardry

someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.

could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.

by thoughtlesshero June 7, 2009


dumpster socialism

The belief that the communal dumpster capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.

Trudi: Our garbage dumpster is full.

Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.

Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?

Eric: Yes, it's dumpster socialism!

by antipole September 4, 2009


Social Murder

Act of a society placing its poor in social conditions resulting in predictable outcomes

The girls family committed social murder, when she was exiled from her family for not having the same values as them.

by Sharpnbrite May 10, 2018


Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.

WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!

by Covidblues April 19, 2020


Social Medino

An old world order trend by keepings all your privacy, private. To have limited or no exposure to and of any Myspace, Facebook, and onlyfans, datum.

Bryan: It's peculiar, Paul's Instagram account is gone?

Craig: Have you checked his Social Medino? I know he keeps his accounts, locked down.

Bryan: No.

by DrDingDong May 15, 2020

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social giraffe

Socially awkward. Opposite of social butterfly.

You could say that Liv is a real social giraffe when it comes to school lunch conversations(:

by ButterMilk143 February 12, 2011

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social shit

Two or more people in a public restroom partaking in deficating while holding a conversation.

Claire, Abby, Paige, Julia and Monta had a social shit in the third floor bathroom of Siedschlag.

by Claire M November 19, 2007

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