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go get a soda

the act of getting a liquid based beverage for your self or individual who may be thirsty, and or a certain paladin telling you to maybe go die.

Bro: im gonna go get a soda, you want one?

Bro#2: only if its a bullet to the brain!

by SkribbleDOO November 18, 2020


soda mouth

When someone jizzes in your mouth and it feels bubbly and fizzy afterwards

"Man my mouth feels fizzy after I gave Tim that blowjob"
"Sounds like you have soda mouth"

by PigeonPersona October 24, 2017


Slurp gash soda

When a homeless woman washes her vagina in a bucket in a public place and then proceeds to drink the water afterwards.

The woman will slurp gash soda after she's done washing her cunt.

by Larry David 420 November 14, 2018


Soda springs idaho

A shitty town with shitty people who only care about themselves and are very ignorent twords me

I come from soda springs Idaho

by Bruhhhhh 69 August 13, 2021


soda pregnant

When one yo ho’s Drank’s all yo damn grape soda and nar she ain’t gonna work no mo, and cause ain’t none don’t want that ho’s honey and nar it’s messen wit yo money . That ho be soda pregnant !

Man wat be goin on with that ho? Shiit that ho be soda pregnant.

by @therealwhoretalk.com May 14, 2022


Fraudka Soda

The class of seltzer beverages that are branded as vodka soda in a can. Many are actually just malt liquor classed up in nice packaging. Often, they are priced significantly higher than an more potent bottle of vodka and soda water.

Chad: Yo brosef, en route in Dad's Wagoneer. Just ripped a touch and go at the packy to pick up a twelver of hard seltzers. I'll need a Jackson from you to cover your half.

Thad: The chicks at Sconset Beach are gonna love us. Claws up!

Brad: Bros, I bought bottle of Tito's, six cans of soda water, and bag of limes for $18 that will get 10 of us toasty. Those $40 Fraudka Sodas won't even get you two buzzed.

by JCDUD December 1, 2020


soda-stretcher

A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.

Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.

by QuacksO August 30, 2018