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A female or possibly male that burps up sperm at any given time from sucking on to many penis's.
"I think you are a Sperm burpin Bitch", "Oh Her!,She's a sperm burpin bitch"
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The unknown factor of how fast it would go if a girl sneezed while some one blew there load down there throat.
We need to submit our theory of sneeze sperm velocity to NASA.
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Someone who donates way more than their share to a sperm bank just so they can integrate their genes into as many artificially inseminated babies as possible.
Person 1: "I go to the sperm bank twice every week so I can spread my DNA over as many babies as possible to create an army of little me's!"
Person 2: "Dude, quit being such a sperm bank whore! No one wants your ugly genes polluting their babies!"
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Around a hot spring, gather a group of ladies looking to auto-impregnate and a group of donors. Have the donors wank into the spring and stir briskly with an oar. Everybody takes a dip and, I don't know, makes fondue or something.
"If you're looking to get pregnant I'm having a Reykjavik Sperm Bank in Jackson Hole this weekend. You should come!"
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just what it sounds like. the art of making a Peanut Butter and jelly sandwich for a tool and adding a little juice for extra spice.
im making AJ a PB and sperm sandwich because i know he dumb enought to eat it
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Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.
"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."
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A day on witch your strong sperm isn't being produced. All of the good stuffs been jerked away and now you're only left with bottom of the barrel seed. Children born on this day are twice as prone to developing mental retardation, lack of athletic ability, and/or ugliness.
"I got her pregnant on a bad sperm day, so he's practically not even my kid."
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