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Noun. When a pie is desecrated by bare human buttocks. Situation made worse when said human is crying
He has a private video stash of himself doing crying squat cobbler for another man.
A grown man sitting on a pie for the titillation of an audience. Fully clothed. Usually on video. Made famous in season 2 of the cult TV series Better Call Saul.
Have you gentleman ever heard of the term Squat Cobbler?
When one squats to rub his bottom in an actually pie
that squat cobbler cream pied his own ass, literally.
When a man sits in a pie for other people's sexual pleasure
"He's a squat cobbler!"
Squat cobbler??
"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."
When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.
She has a squat cobbler fetish.
When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING
damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk
When you watch porn with your hands tied behind your back so you can diddle your own butthole.
Lyndsay was caught by the hotel maid doing The Kvatum Squat.