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Sevy Syndrome

The term used when a person is acting up and can only say insults, much like that of a seventh grader

Person 1 (to a random stranger): WHY THE FUCK SHIT ARE YOU SO FAT!!!!

Person 2: Dude calm down you're getting a case of Sevy Syndrome

Person 1: YOUR MOTHER!!!!

by BryceSmith April 12, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Facebook Syndrome

A developmental disorder that alters the intentions of social interaction of an individual characterized by impaired social norms. Normal language and cognitive executions are altered in such a way to represent "status." This status is intended to be represented to others and takes priority over personal preferences or choices.

Side effects include; heightened unwarranted interest in other peoples lifestyles as well as intense publication of otherwise private or unsubstantial personal information.

That girl only cares about what her next status update will be; really I dont care that your "drinking a mojito on the sundeck." She needs to find a cure for her Facebook Syndrome!

by Kgrone August 17, 2010

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ATS Syndrome

"Addicted to Socializing", a syndrome characterized by physical and psychological dependence on socializing. Those suffering with ATS symdrome often describe a compulsive urge to frequent bars, sleep in strange places, exchange phone numbers with strangers, utilize party tricks and costumes to gain attention, and hold hands with cab drivers. Use of the phrase "bad ideas make the best stories" is often used to rationalize behavior.

Socializing initially produces feelings of euphoria and dissassociation with reality, but in severe uncontrolled cases can result in a pissed off boss, excessive spending, weight gain, chronic fatigue, wearing of the same clothes for multiple days, loss of valuables, and general neglect of repsonsibilities.

The syndrome is frequently exacerbated by the consumption of alcohol and is often seen in conjuction with Beerexia.

First recognized by Dr. Cooke of Sheffield, UK (self- diagnosis).

I'm late for work, unshowered, and smelling like booze, because I have ATS Syndrome and I never made it home last night.

by ATS Syndrome Sufferer December 7, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cassie syndrome

kind of like ADD, but mixed with ADHD. Those with Cassie Syndrome tend to be hyper 24/7, eat a lot but not get fat, have wandering minds, and like to eat subway.

I now have ADD and Cassie Syndrome

by Friend with benefits April 22, 2005

226๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


Inuyasha Syndrome

Internet jargon which refers to any television show, movie or book series in which the main plot just continues to drag on and on and on, without any seeming end in sight. Such stories also suffer from a noted lack of character development among the protagonists as well as lazy, tedious or even nonexistent story pacing. With no satisfying resolution, such stories often test the patience of even the most understanding audience, giving the impression that the author is just making up the story as he/she goes along.

Not exclusive to anime or manga, Inuyasha Syndrome can apply to other media. Notably television shows like "Lost", movies like "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" or books like "L. Ron Hubbard's Mission Earth" series.

"The villain escaped AGAIN?! Man, this show is really suffering from Inuyasha Syndrome..."

by Steven Furtado August 25, 2007

97๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schuldiner Syndrome

The effect of a band or musician (usually a metal band) becoming far more popular after death then they ever were in life. The term is in reference to Chuck Schuldiner of the band "Death" who passed away due to pontine glioma, a type of brain cancer. Many fans now claim "Death" to be the greatest band ever and that now one will ever be as epic or talented.

Note: This can be likened to a the similar effect of an artists painting going up in value after they die.

Metal Head #1: You know, I actually like some Obituary stuff more than Death.

Metal Head #2: Man you dont know what your talking about, Death is the best band ever to ever exist period. R.I.P. Chuck.

Metal Head #1: Man you really have a bad case of Schuldiner Syndrome

by RoccoTaco October 19, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


cockholm syndrome

1) When a girl has been with a guy so long that, even though he is now a total doosh, she stays with him out of loyalty, and fear of being alone.

2) A pickup technique whereby you force yourself onto a girl for so long she starts to enjoy your company, and eventually WANTS to have you around.

"Karl is such a tosser! Why is Steph still with him?"
"Classic cockholm syndrome..."

" Yes! Jill just called me! My persistance has finally paid off!"
"Mate, you fully gave her cockholm syndrome. Score!"

by The Hair of Robert Smith September 8, 2009

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