nubbins

a derogatory word used to describe a particularly bad date.

omg, amy, last night's date was such a nubbins. no reason to write him in ink.

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macenvy

the envy one feels for a friend's new macbook.

"is that your new macbook?"
"yeah, it's their newest model."
"i am suffering from serious macenvy."

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Scarlett Syndrome

Not thinking about any problems today figuring you can deal with them tomorrow, like Scarlett O'Hara did in "Gone With The Wind." "I can't think about that today, I'll think about it tomorrow." Perfect cure to whatever ails you.

Kiley: Look at all this mail you haven't opened. There must be stuff here from last Christmas.

Tara: Oh, that silly ol' mail? Toss that into the fire. I can't be bothered with that today, I'll think about it tomorrow.

Kiley: You cannot be serious! You have got a serious case of Scarlett Syndrome. Get up off your ass and deal with this pile of mail. NOW!

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