thanks for the warning officer

A sentence black people can’t use.

Black man: He-*death*
White man: Thanks for the warning officer which u did nig guve me.

Thank you, Rhonda

No one cares

"Let's go, Brandon."
"Thank you, Rhonda."

Yeah was nice thanks :)

Irish-English for "dude, please stop talking"

Hey, how was Glasgow?

Yeah was nice thanks :)

Thank you for your time

Basically means that you talk too much, and/or have said too much, and the conversation is now over. Usually used in an interview or in the process of consideration of a candidate for a position or for entry into an organization.

Person 1: "I AM THE ONE, LIKE NEO IN THE MATRIX!!!! THIS IS MY DESTINY!"

Person 2: "Thank you for your time."

thanks a lot rachel

A stupid video in which a random girl "thanks" her friend or sister for her iPad not charging.

"Thanks a lot Rachel! Thanks to you, my chargers not charging..."*

Imagine in a bri'ish accent.

thank yow

When Jamie is jet-lagged and can't spell words correctly.

Dude stop thank yow.

Thank God

Typically used in 2 different mannerist styles which can consist of thankful, or a sarcastic style.

Thankful : this tends to be a more religious action which is typically used by those in the Catholic/Christian faith and is often spoken amongst members when you are thankful that something happened; all is going well. This phrase is most typically used by Caucasian and Hispanic members

Sarcastic : this phrase when used in a sarcastic tone can be referred to as “thank god” which is a common analogy for the phrase “you need Jesus” and “find god” used by many Catholic community members. This word is predominantly found in African American/Hispanic households.

Ex.1 thank god that jimmy decided to let us host a party at his house

Ex.2 Jose : I think we should go get wasted

Abby : I don’t think so

Jose : I’ll do it with or without you

Abby : Thank God *cringes*