A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.
“I need to find a bath room, I have a badger scratching.”
as in something is perfect. It was exactly what you needed.
That tea was just the badger.
Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.
Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.
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An English man. Maybe even welsh. Who is a total joke on twitch. He likes to say shag my arse a lot and make fun of his followers. Nobody knows why he is affiliated on twitch. Everyone is concerned about his well-being.
City of Badgers is late to his stream again.
When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.
Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.
Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.
He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'
Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'
A nicer way of calling you a dirty bastard in Scotland. Can also be used as a friendly greeting.
How you doin', ya dirty badger!