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badger scratching

A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.

“I need to find a bath room, I have a badger scratching.”

by July 19, 2021


just the badger

as in something is perfect. It was exactly what you needed.

That tea was just the badger.

by Ryan Winch 27 April 5, 2017


carpet badger

Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.

Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.

by Daniel Jurgensen May 22, 2012

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City Of Badgers

An English man. Maybe even welsh. Who is a total joke on twitch. He likes to say shag my arse a lot and make fun of his followers. Nobody knows why he is affiliated on twitch. Everyone is concerned about his well-being.

City of Badgers is late to his stream again.

by ShootpipeFartbox November 2, 2021


Honey Badgering

When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.

Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.

by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014


gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.

He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'

by phoenix steel March 10, 2008


dirty badger

A nicer way of calling you a dirty bastard in Scotland. Can also be used as a friendly greeting.

How you doin', ya dirty badger!

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016