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blow perfect

During oral sex, the perfect end to a blow job when your lady traps and firmly holds your cumming cock with her lips and does not let a single drop escape from being sucked down. While you are still cumming, the lady runs her fingers from the root of the cock to the head so that no cum is left in the erection. She sucks out all cum from the cock before removing her fingers. If she is generous and is asked nicely, she may lick up any cum that may drip from the cock as it get smaller. As a gift, she may take the limp, spent cock in her mouth one last time and suck out the last droplets.
A blow perfect can be difficult to achieve if you have not cum in five or six days because the clear watery fluid that usually precedes your ropy jism may be easily lost if you do not shout out that you are about to cum or that your missus does not feel the cock begin to explode and is slow to get her lips around the cockhead. This is when the first watery cum that shoots out can be irretrevably lost by landing on her face or boobs.

I asked the missus for a blow job and because I almost begged for it she gave me a blow perfect by not letting any cum be lost.

by neverdone December 27, 2007

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blows doors

blows it blows doors means that something is really cool or of good quality. (San Francisco, Marin Co expression).

That car blows doors. This song blows doors.

by Jimmy The Saint May 16, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


tryna blow

A philly slang used to ask other people if they want to smoke weed.

Person1: Yo wats good you tryna blow?
Person2: Yea you got weed and a dutch.

by Ep Haze August 28, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eskimo Blow

When there is snow on the ground your girlfriend takes a handful and packs a lightly dense snowball. She then proceeds to put it in her mouth and give her boyfriend a blow job. The sensation is akin to your girlfriend giving you a bj with an ice cube in her mouth only way more intense.

Tim never forgot the time Tiffany gave him an eskimo blow after the blizzard.

by LeprechaunOD April 8, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blowing Up

v. Experiencing the climax, or ultimate peak, of an ecstasy trip.

"Shit man, I'm seriously blowing up right now."

"It's all in your head, I gave you an advil..."

by callinghome November 2, 2004

97๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


blow a loaf

A fart that results in
the unexpected release pinch a loaf of fecal matter into your clothing, bed, or whatever.

Damn that sucks, I just blew a loaf into your clean sheets honey.

God damn it, that fart stinks! Are you sure you didn't blow a loaf in your cube?

by Robert November 24, 2003

26๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blow Pop

A Blow Pop Is A Sucker.

"Man That Dudes A Blow Pop Hes A Str8 Up Sucka!"

by Nigga Real May 2, 2009

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