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Big fucking red face in the sky and if you go near him he will make your life hell.
POV: your first time seeing him…
“Ima go near that big fucking red thing in the sky”
*hell goes upon captain flameheart and dies*
“Fuck this game”
1. a nickname for a person who is so unbelievably stupid that they fuck up even the most basic of tasks
2. another way of telling someone they have way too many chromosomes
3. a way to call someone retarded
"Nice going, Captain Chromosome, you fucked the whole thing up"
When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.
Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!
1: Kim Dracula's fan base appointed Superhero name.
2: Kim Dracula's superhero persona in the Superhero music video.
Did you see Captain Tasmania?!
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!!! No!!! Its... It's.... KIIIIMMMMM DDDRRRAAAACCCCUUUUULLLLLAAAAAA!
Captain D’s Seafood Restaurant
I had Captain Disease for lunch and I’ve been throwing up all afternoon!
Determination ...
Captain Harlock is hope and determination
someone who commands ass attention 24/7 by trannie cocks
frank braithwaite is an arse captain