jew rig

To fix something very cheaply.

Rather than replace the defective part, joe Jew Rigged his car.

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cheap jew

A jewish person who is extremely cheap. He tends to wear the same underwear and slothes for weeks. He picks up the breadcrumbs as to not waste any food. HE never ever donated to charity.

poor white guy: Hey can i get a dime?
Jew: No
Poor white guy: Damm yous a cheap jew!

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jew hit

baseball term relating to a weak hit. i.e a bloop or infield hit where it seems it was all luck

Joe hits one off the end of the bat weakly to the third baseman and beats the throw

Scorekeeper: Was that a hit?

Coach: No just a jew hit

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Atheist Jew

Someone who is Israeli/Hebrew but doesnt believe in god. They Still practice the parts of judaism that benefits them, such as a barmitspha to get gifts. etc.

Otherwise, a poser Jew.

"I dont believe in god, i just participate in all the jewish practices for the gifts. Im an Atheist Jew"

"hah your a poser jew"

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Winkiel-Jew

A weird jewish kid who has no friends

Man Jake is a fuckin winkiel-Jew

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Jew tip

To leave a very small tip

Waiter: You know what, you can take you jew tip back, because you must need it more than me.

Jew: Oh well thank you you little shlinskfdasfdku (Yiddish).

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Stinky jew

A ginger jew who likes to grab you on fall guys, is commonly called sol or Declan like to touch you in bed so you become a stinky jew too

Sol is a stinky jew

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