the best dog in the world. a chill thing.
Owner: Oscar get back here!
Oscar aragoat: no
Mailman: ahh
Brother: the dog ate my yeezys
Tease the weasel. Lope the mule. Masturbate.
I’m so boned up. I need to box Oscar.
Oscar, probably a Mexican thats hella mf loyal and could get all the hoes if he wanted but he pushes them aside because hes too brilliant for hoes, and also he plays soccer because every mexican does
Girl:"Oscar is so cute"
Oscar gomez : okay. Anyways...
Very good at basketball. D1 prospect. Goes to school. Kd jumper. Noice shoes.
It that Oscar Rae.
Yes he is good at basketball
golfball head guy that was created by nickgt50, he usually wear a tuxedo and a top hat
oscar may bills ? i would rather go to chalk's instead
This describes a woman who has a higher bodycount than anyone else in the county.
Mate, fucked a chick last night pretty sure it was Oscar's Mum
the hottest most sweaty greasy hairy delicious salty moldy infected warty aging cheesy sparkly scrumptious tastebud-tingling mouth-watering juicy soggy poggers amazing tasty kawaii desu finger-licking-good mclovin it knee-slapping shit-dropping pissworthy rotting erotic sexy toes in existance
the burgers are better at oscar muntoes