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When your dick is glazed in so much cum your sex partner can't even feel it.
Girl:is it in yet I can't feel it?
Boy: ya, I just have a soapy seal.
When someone you trusted with a secret tells everyone about it.
Female: Whatever you do don't trust Mike with anything!
Female 2: Why what happened?
Female: I told him something private and now everybody knows!
Female 2: Mike is such a seal a bust!
A silly imitation of a seal with one's hands.
Witness my hand seal.
As in clubbing baby seals to death.
Those rioters deserve the baby seal treatment.
Li, Sir Ray taught the Terror Seal
The Terror seal, some dragon huh
When three amigos fill every hole on a woman, at the same time.
*setting- Sushi restaurant*
Friend 1-“Man this waitress sure is being flirtatious”
Friend 2-“I saw that, think she could be vacuum sealed ? “
Friend 3- “I don’t see why not, she has a septum piercing”
the art of drinking large amounts of semen whilst flying, dee seale can also be considered a super power when performed correctly. also an olympic sport in florida
wow he just did a double back flip dee seale and stuck the landing!!