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Are you watching Tom Jones?
Tom Jones really turns me on.
I LOVE TOM JONES!
He plays Spider-Man and is often referred to as ‘the sexiest man alive’. He’s playful, a bit cringey at times (but aren’t we all), and he loves his dog Tessa. His best friend is Zendaya from what we can tell. He gets along with everyone he meets, and is genuinely lovely.
“Is that Tom Holland?”
“Yeah, he’s so sweet”
“He’s 20? I thought he was 16!”
“He’s literally Peter Parker”
tom felton is a sexy beast who played draco malfoy in harry potter. did i mention he’s sexy? oh btw i wanna marry him lol <3
“oh did you watch a babysitters guide to monster hunting? who was your favourite in that?”
“my favourite had to be tom felton. he played very good!”
Tom Hamilton is the bass player for the band Aerosmith. He is highly under-recocgnized for what he does. Joe Perry gets too much credit for playing lead guitar when most of the time you are hearing Tom Hamilton and his bass.
"Tom Hamilton is a great bass player"
A guy who consistently gets around town, filling up all the girls that will fornicate with him. He carries around condoms in his wallet, but tells the women that he is without one. He then proceeds to have sex, raw. After a short amount of time (he really doesn't care if she cums) he releases semen within the woman's vagina. He typically announces this out to a crowd, right after he emerges from the room he was having intercourse in. He then leaves the party, satisfied, in a red jeep or some other pimp machine.
Ex: Did you hear about that boy? He sure is a Creampie Tom.
A MAGA rapper that believes he knows the “truth” and is smarter than everyone else. Can be used as an adj as well while referring to someone who believes in conspiracy theories and MAGA propaganda.
Look at that Tom Macdonald with the red hat.
A fucking cheapskate who steals players money, and price gouges for everything. He puts you in TONS of debt and is a very stingy raccoon. In The first few games (Wild World, City Folk, and GameCube) he makes you work for him and only pays you 1,800 bells at the end. That’s enough to buy one piece of furniture, and the house loan is 19,800 bells. That should tell you something.
Tom Nook is literally Satan. Not joking.