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The act of turkey slapping someone whilst they are seated on the toilet.
Hurry up Kenny. I need to use the loo. Don't make me come in there and give you a pseudo-turkey.
The Big Turkey is the Turkey with the largest pectorals. In crazy attempts to show his dominance, he will go as far as killing them in the process.
Big Turkey is also used as an Xbox term when speaking of an expert Halo Player. Big Turkey's generally range between 20-30 kills per game.
"I just got wrecked by the Big Turkey..."
Hmu xbox live @BigTurkey9er9er
The act in which a man ejaculates on his partners face then uses trimmers to buzz his pubic hair off onto his partners ejaculate covered face whilst continuing to receive fellatio.
If your bro ain't doing a Feathered Turkey when he's giving you a brojob, can you even really call it a brojob?
Fine dining for all. Superb cuisine usually regulated for the wealthy. However pubis can be enjoyed by all walks of life. Slang for something that is delightfully tasty yet sexually enticing.
Bro the turkey pubis is plentiful tonigh, t I'm going to put it in manually.
A massive Goose, who is guarding the source of Algae
I was walking by the canal, and I saw this massive river turkey!
A sex act performed while receiving fellatio by lifting the balls so that the underside may be licked then dropping them on her face and holding it there. The ensueing gurgling screams of anger and sight of your balls draped over her face like a turkey's wattle combine to give it it's name.
I'm gonna give her the raging turkey later, wish me luck.
Turkey lettuce is the language of the gods only the ogs can use it if you use the og Turkey lettuce you will get your cheeks clapped with a side of frys
-Leviathan
*say turkey lettuce in a autistic voice and then do a autistic hand gesture*