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Code word some people use to refer to talking or spending time with their toxic relatives on Thanksgiving and having uncomfortable and inappropriate conversations that leave a bad taste in the mouth.
Person 1: "Did you go back home for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"
Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The accumulation of excessive food eaten over the Thanksgiving holiday, with the realization of it all settling in one’s buttocks.
As I awoke on Friday morning, to my horror, I realized that I was a victim of turkey bottom.
How a girl feels after having too much sex.
“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.
Someone who is being immature or trying to act older than they actually are; it can also be used as comeback in almost every situation possible
Example A:
*12 year old boy tries to act 14*
You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.
Example B:
Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.
You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.
*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"
Example C:
Person: Laura you're being a bitch.
You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.
Being a pussy or wimp. Called after a turkeys ballsack on the chin, because it looks like a girls nasty ass pussylips.
“Bro have you heard Justin Biebers song with Ludacris” “ that shit sounds like a fucking turkey party”
Kind of like a trophy wife, but for white trash rednecks. Usually good at making fried anything, and full of sass.
"Man Bubba, I wish I could find me a real nice turkey wife to make me fried coon nuggets every day. "
A Thick or Fat Girl With Big Boobs & Big Ass
Girl you better slow down on that eating before you turn into a turkey mama