Two for Forty

When two strippers are fighting over you at the club for a $20 lap dance and you don't want to be rude and you think fuck it lets do both at once.

Chris couldn't work out which stripper to get a lappy from. He pondered should I take Jade or Jaguar? Fuck it two for forty.

If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

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two sider

A woman who looks hot as fuck from behind, but when you see the front she's ugly as fuck.

Kinda like a butter face but you can say this in front of the person.

damn did you see that chicks ass she's hot! Nah man she's a two sider.

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two aside

Tearing your testicles apart and putting them aside

Dude did you just two aside just now

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Two weeker

Someone that you just started hearing about and now suddenly you see them everywhere and hear their name a lot but it’s like they hadn’t existed before the past two weeks

“Who the fuck even is she?” “Oh she’s the new two weeker” or “where did they even come from?” “Who knows, I keep hearing about them too”

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Day Two

The opposite of Day One. A company, friendship, or life that was once young and full of potential but is now in stasis. Decline always follows.

You used to be my Day One, but lately I've been feeling you're more Day Two.

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Two-zone

1. A girl that rates low on A scale of one to ten, but is fuckable

2. a synonym for "not cool"

3. short for "that's what she said"/ "thats what he said"

1. "she may only be a 2 but im desperate" "two-zone :-("

2. "someone stole my pot.... two zone"

3. "i cant get it in!" "two-zone!"

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Two tokens

A phrase meaning, quite simply, "I'm better than you."

Origins: The possesion of a Fergie Fuck Token that somone else has given up.

"You know what? I'm too cool for this. Two tokens, bitch."

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