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Bearded clam

Unshaven vagina

She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.

by Clam digger314 January 20, 2019


clam stamping

the female equivalency of tea bagging. (v) to clam stamp.

I gave that drunk passed out guy one helluva clam stamping...right on his nose. vagina tea bagging

by rysky October 1, 2014


Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat October 5, 2015


clam custard

female cum or discharge

It was like a clam custard explosion.

by Queen of Fucking Everything February 5, 2010


clam casualty

When an important task is neglected and left undone due to lesbian sex taking top priority. Often used as an answer to a question with hashtags as #ClamCasualty

"Their entire garden died because they didn't water it all season... What a clam casualty!"

""Why didn't you pack a lunch today?" "#ClamCasualty"

by HankTheSkank27 April 4, 2017


gnar clam

noun. A large, chunky mucus-filled loogie that is usually coughed out of your lungs/throat.

"Dude, she just hawked the biggest gnar clam I've ever seen!"

by gethighlikeplanes August 15, 2008


Clam Trumpin

When you go around grabbing all the fine pussy you can.

Paul and Chris had so much fun today going around clam Trumpin that they fought to see who would get the boss first.

by Clamer October 21, 2016