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A vagina that has pre-cum overflowing or leaking out of the edges.
"Oh babe, my sobbing clam is ready to be cheered up"
the female equivalency of tea bagging. (v) to clam stamp.
I gave that drunk passed out guy one helluva clam stamping...right on his nose. vagina tea bagging
A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.
Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"
Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
When an important task is neglected and left undone due to lesbian sex taking top priority. Often used as an answer to a question with hashtags as #ClamCasualty
"Their entire garden died because they didn't water it all season... What a clam casualty!"
""Why didn't you pack a lunch today?" "#ClamCasualty"
noun. A large, chunky mucus-filled loogie that is usually coughed out of your lungs/throat.
"Dude, she just hawked the biggest gnar clam I've ever seen!"
When an idea or a plan is exceptional.
We should head directly to the pub for beers; CLAMS UP! (while holding thumb pressed against fingers pointed toward the sky)