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Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.

The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!

by Clevering June 14, 2019


Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer

Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.

by BinkyDaClown September 27, 2021


Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.

After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.

by BinkyDaClown September 27, 2021


cougar eggs

The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.

Bro, you wanna go get some breakfast.

"Nah, I'm still full from them cougar eggs I ate last night"

by Mcribbles May 31, 2022


Cougar Senior

A senior girl in high school who dates younger students, or is even into them or even flirts with them.

Jamal: Hey Bryan you see that senior girl Brianna over there
Bryan: Yeah bro what about her
Jamal: Well shes a cougar senior, yesterday I saw her making out with Aiden, a freshman kid, in the hallway after school.
Bryan: Dammmmmmmn, shes definitely a cougar senior.

by Lil Taiga Husky May 26, 2023


Cougar Skin

A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.

"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"

by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022


cougarring

verb. The act of a Cougar (a.k.a. older female) prowling for fresh meat (a.k.a. very young males).

Emma was well into her 50's but was out cougarring the local college bars.

by TheSkinman August 4, 2014