mahonri

Mahonri is a Polynesian God that graces the earth and is great in the sack. He uses his extremely long wang to please the Polynesian goddesses as well as blonde haired chicks and twins.

That Mahonri really gets me going in the morning!

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Mahonry

A Mahonry is usually a strong, sensitive, and intelligent man. Mahonrys are rare. They are wise but truly young at heart. They can be gullible but ultimately they take very good care of themselves and the ones closest to them. They are really needy and they know it. Their positive attitude insights happiness to anyone who meets them. They are one of a kind.

Me: “Hey, have you met Mahonry?”
Friends: “No”
Me: “Stfu! You have to meet him... He is the best.”