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org:Americanese)2007: 1. one who does all of their thinking in between bites of of food while staring of into space 2. thinker-eater<~stomach>
trevor is a contemplative eater
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That one kid who always sharpens his pencils until they become absolutely nothing, and tapes together pens with about five pounds of tape, and colors the pens. Also known as the Frankenstein of Pencils
Dude, that guy is such a pencil eater. He just blew through an industrial size pallet of 3000 boxes of pencils in like 30 minutes.
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Their is always that one kid in your class that would eat Erasers for the fuck of it. An Eraser eater is basically a class clown side show comedian. They usually are popular in Kindergarten up until 4th or 5th grade. They take dares from their "Audience" and other kids dare them to eat stuff. They tend to outgrow doing stupid shit for attention once they get plagued with dignity and the thoughts of trying to actually get a girl. But not always. Sometimes Eraser Eaters stay eating Erasers up until college. Just for shits and giggles.
Devin- Dare me to eat this Eraser?
Sarah and Aj- Yes!!!, oh my gosh, no way. ewwww
Devin- its a big huge art eraser too. lol
Lucas- That's no big deal, eat my snot, let me pick it first.
Devin- Psst, that's nothing. Let me eat that big green snot rocket.
Lucas- Eww, he actually did it.
Brian- That's nothing, eat my shit
Devin- ok, shit in your hand and pass it under the desk
Brian- damn, he actually ate my poop
Devin- I eat anything, you people are no challenge
Teacher- Devin!!! Stop being an Eraser Eater
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is a file or project that consumes all of your time for very little gain, leaving you no time to do more profitable things. Often the people involved are whiny, needy complainers.
your coworker: I just got stuck drafting a will for the senior partner's grandmother.
you: Buddy, you have been given a desk eater.
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a very derogatory term applied to Catholics, Anglicans, and Orthodox Christians who believe that The Holy Communion becomes the very true body of Christ.
Catholics are Jesus Eaters because they eat their God every week in Church.
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someone that is so cool that you would give all your lemons to them
The lemon-eater had such a wet jumper that I couldnβt contain my enthusiasm
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People who contribute nothing useful and only show up for the free lunch
Without Joe the place would fall apart. Couldnβt the other guys take care of it? Nah, theyβre a bunch of lunch eaters.
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