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1) A Metro-sexual who couples as a cock-blocker.
2) A spiky haired Brad Pitt wannabe, equipped with a false sense of machismo, who has the ability to ruin the girl-guy ratio at a bar just by his mere presence.
*created by famed journalist Jason Probst
As I turned my back to order a drink, a group of stink-sharks attempted to pull my girlfriend onto the dance floor.
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"Shark Card"
noun /SHärk kärd/
A dishonest scheme; a fraud.
"Let's innovate, let's make a new game!"
"I hear you I hear you, but listen to this... Shark Card.
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The Office Shark, unlike its aquatic counterpart, lives in a remote suburb of the Midwest. Unable to be self-sufficient the Shark relies on staff minnows to complete their work or be CHOMPED. Swiftly moving from cubical to cubical, Sharks have been known to bust minnows for going on Facebook, being inappropriately dressed for work, and not clocking in correctly.
Known for their condescending behavior and back handed compliments, Sharks generally have high placement in work settings due to interoffice relationships.
Sharks get out of hand at office parties, though they are supposed to be professional. The Shark is not above rigging competitions that are meant to be for minnows so that they win. Often times, being so inebriated they begin to spill office secrets, gossip, or blatantly insult minnows to their face. Many consider the Shark to be their friend, but do not be fooled, the Shark has many tricks up their fins. Sharks are very good at manipulating its minnows and often find out wrong doings through mind tricks. They sense fear, and have no problem torturing their prey. Office Sharks are found in many different locations, but generally do not fair well outside the office. If attacked by a Shark, its important to clear your internet history, save all harassing emails and speak to HR immediately.
"Office Shark is heading your way fyi!".
"Shark was a hot mess at the Christmas party, they throwing up in their office".
"Shark is mad I didn't do my PTO right".
"Sharks swimming around be careful".
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"Dude, it's shark week!"
"I know Dude, I haven't seen sunlight in 4 days!"
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When you are going down on a woman and discover she is on the rag and has a tampon string hanging out (see "ripcord"). Determined to eat her out, you take the string in your mouth and bite down, ripping it out with your teeth. After thrashing it back and forth a bit, you fling it over one shoulder with your mouth. In order to properly complete the shark bite, you must proceed with performing oral sex on the woman.
I discovered she was on the rag, but wanted to eat her out anyway. My only choice was to give her a shark bite. Boy, was she surprised.
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One who, through a combination of skill and conning tactics, is able to coerce card players into senses of false security, then easily defeat them and earn large amounts of money. Also known as card sharp. See wordpool shark/word
I lost $1200 to that card shark. And I thought I had the upper hand...
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A skilled competititor in the world of playing cards. I.e. Poker, Blackjack etc
Don't play Jim at Poker. He's a card shark!
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