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When someone ends up puking in the toilet whilst hugging the bowl after consuming too much alcohol
Guy 1: Wow Ben sure did drink alot last night
Guy 2: Yea that Toilet Hugger should have paced himself
To take a water shit
I got diarrhea from those tacos last night and had to drown the toilet this morning.
When a man is used as a toilet for another sexual partner male or female
I made Jim my man toilet last night
Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.
example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?
Any baked treat eaten within the confines of a bathroom.
This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.
"Can't believe you caught Bill eating toilet cake."
"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"
The act of taking a device to the toilet and spending many hours there, not pooping/peeing
Dave took his laptop to the bathroom and was toilet browsing until his sister caught him.
The preferred toilet used to take a shit
I use the toilet on the second level is my poo toilet because no one uses it and it's always available