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"Just saying" is a nice way of saying, "you're a dumbass"
Hey man, I wouldn't put the lighter fluid so close to the actual fire...just saying.
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You can only be a Virat Sai Joshi if you are legally married to a Sai Virat Chavan (please see definition of Sai Virat Chavan). Smart, loyal, hardworking and courageous, Virat Sai Joshi’s tend to be police officers or in the army as for them it is a matter of honour and pride to serve their country. If anything matches Virat’s love for his duty then it is his love for his wife, whom he loves more than his own life. Virat Sai Joshi loves to feed his wife, massage her head and stare at her without blinking for hours on end. Key dislikes include wife’s hair clutcher, pillow forts and anyone who doesn’t ship him with his wife. Known to worship the God of Chipkalis.
A difference between a Virat Chavan and a Virat Sai Joshi is that the latter does not visit yoga camps, does not confuse crushes with true love and does not make bizarre promises.
He worships the ground his wife walks on, he is such a Virat Sai Joshi
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Like when rapper says "you know I mean it" so a few persons understand what He mean, only who know He.
Fra: cosa facciamo sabato sera?
Simo: già lo sai fra 😏
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A person says this when they want to give another example of another characteristic that means almost the same as the last.
some may say, she was intelligent.
some may say, ...
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You can only be a Sai Virat Chavan if you are legally married to a Virat Sai Joshi (please see definition of Virat Sai Joshi ). Intelligent, caring, hardworking and brave, Sai Virat Chavan’s tend to be doctors as helping others and making the world a better place is very important to them. Also important to her are her family and above all, her husband for whom she could set the world on fire. Sai Virat Chavan loves feeding her husband, wearing his shirt, slippers and police cap, and pinching his cheeks. Key dislikes include nurses offering to give sponge baths to her husband and yoga instructors who don’t even know the meaning of chemistry. Certified foodie. A difference between a Sai Joshi and a Sai Virat Chavan is that the latter would never even think of ‘sacrificing’ her husband for someone else and most certainly not because said person is allegedly on hunger strike.
Her love for her husband is as endless as the universe, she is such a Sai Virat Chavan
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"whale noises" -Whale
"whale noise" -Amy schumer
whale: yo wtf amy youre just saying the joke but louder
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Pretty much asking for verbal encouragement from somebody else. Egging another person on to say "you won't," so you'll have something to say you did.
"Man, you aren't gonna actually tell that teacher she's a fat bitch who sucks the mailman's dick behind her husband's back, right?"
"Say I won't. Say I fuckin won't."
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