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His phone's playing chinatown!
Tristan: MY FUCKING PHONE IS PLAYING CHINATOWN! SPOTIFY ISN'T EVEN OPEN!
Tristan is one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. He can keep you laughing forever but can also tell when he needs to be serious. He'll put up with a lot of your crap and still try and make you feel good. He's extremely fine but isn't lucky with the ladies.
Girl 1:Have you met Tristan?
Girl 2:No why?
Girl 1:You need to because he's the coolest guy ever
A name for those who are sweet and caring. Flawed and learning. Beautiful inside and out. A name that will touch your heart forever for the rest of your life.
Oh, he's my Tristan; he'll always be in my heart.
Tristan is a faulty ou. Often uses the phrase "yo mudders poess". Tristan stays in Mt Edgecombe but claims to spend most of his time in phoenix (unit 10) Tristan has an intense love for golf 1s and has no cherries
Tristan is a poes
Uhhhhh I am a Tristan and uhhhhh AGHHHHHH
Sam: oh hey Tristan
Tristan: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A guy with a massive horse peen and will penetrate that kitty. He particularly goes for girls named Amelia.
Tristan: wsg girl?
Amelia: Omg your so hot!