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That one uncle you have that fucks EVERYONE.
Yo Demo, why are girls always up on you like my Uncle Sticksticko?
when you see your uncle and he calls out your name "Ben Dover" and you have to do what he says... *cries* uncle flashbacks...
"Ben Dover!" "No uncle please don't hurt me like you did before" *uncle flashbacks*
Uncle Ricky is neither tangible or contactable. He knows all and teaches all. Used to describe an anonymous figure.
Uncle Ricky taught me how to mass produce marketable drugs
When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.
Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.
I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.
Your abusive uncle who locks you up in the basement and beats you with a belt.
My uncle chester beats my ass everyday.
The dirty uncle that has a thing for young children. Chooses to molest children from his own audacity.
My dirty molester uncle tried to touch my ass , he always does this!
A name given to a balding man found in the company of children. At first glance, it appears he is looking after them in a guardian like fashion, but on further investigation however, he is actually a child molester. The name derived from the word "Bamboozle". To bamboozle someone or to become bamboozled is to have something either made difficult, be misinformed, be led on to then have your plans crushed or to be confused or led astray. It can also be used when a person wrongs you. A well known phrase "Uncle Puzel, he loves to bamboozle" is used as a warning taught to children never to trust elderly men they don't know.
Child: Mum, an old man said he'd give me sweets if I showed him my pee-pee, but then he ran away!
Mum: Oh my God, Keilan! You must never trust an Uncle Puzel!