Usually that one loyal ass nigga who would ride for his bitch but ends up getting played anyway
Probably doesnt gaf bout what you think of him
Who is that dude over there? He fine as fuck!
Yeeee, thats uncle jermy
A name given to a balding man found in the company of children. At first glance, it appears he is looking after them in a guardian like fashion, but on further investigation however, he is actually a child molester. The name derived from the word "Bamboozle". To bamboozle someone or to become bamboozled is to have something either made difficult, be misinformed, be led on to then have your plans crushed or to be confused or led astray. It can also be used when a person wrongs you. A well known phrase "Uncle Puzel, he loves to bamboozle" is used as a warning taught to children never to trust elderly men they don't know.
Child: Mum, an old man said he'd give me sweets if I showed him my pee-pee, but then he ran away!
Mum: Oh my God, Keilan! You must never trust an Uncle Puzel!
When your uncle loves you too much & is down to love you even more.
I used to have an Uncle Mitch, then he was incarcerated, now he's Uncle Touchy.
A right lad who lives in north wales. Could be a nonce, we never know.
Uncle Scwag touched me.
Your abusive uncle who locks you up in the basement and beats you with a belt.
My uncle chester beats my ass everyday.
The male version of your cool wine aunt. They don’t want any kids but, they want to spoil their nieces and nephews; living out their family child dynamic through them.
I know, by looking at him you wouldn’t think he’s a Bourbon Uncle. Jax looks so good with the kids and they love being around him and Veronica; their Wine Aunt but, neither want kids.
The dude who gets the best grub at the party and is always hiding food somewhere in his infinite bosom.
Let me know who’s coming over Saturday, Uncle Danny needs to get the grub up.