He smells like a curry muncher

All Indian people have this stench that follows them around of B.O and Curry

Ew, he smells like a curry muncher

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Salil's Curry House and Sashimi Palace

A location in Afghanistan in which the owner salil sells his curry. It is used as a synonym for the word cock.

e.g "my Salil's Curry House and Sashimi Palace is so fucking hard rn"

Lost my Thai curry bet

When that urge to purge that spicey gas turns muddy.

Fuck, gambled and lost my Thai curry bet... Gotta go grab a wet wipe and some new boxers... See you in 10 minutes.

Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning

Begin by enjoying a bountiful Indian green curry feast with your partner. After consuming a full bottle of ex-lax apiece, rush to make an urgent cocaine purchase from the one-legged Kenyan around the corner. After kicking his dog and letting his hoe off her leash, you grab the hoe and rush to the nearest Super 8. Once at the room, both your assholes should begin to faucet runny diarrhea into the hoe’s dirty mouth. Mixing the cocaine into this potent mixture, the hoe belches the mixture into your partner’s ass. Bring out the male midget stripper bathing in lucky charms in the bathtub to pile drive your partner until the mixture begins to run down her chest. Once the line has reached epic proportions, snort the line resulting in a life-changing experience.

Stine: “Hey Taylor, how was your first date with that sexy Serbian stallion?”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”

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Hit me in the curry and call me masala

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.

E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

those who omit to tell an important fact so as to curry favour

to omit to tell an important fact so as to curry favour

While I admit to being a disciple of dontopedalogy, I am more suspicious of those who omit to tell an important fact so as to curry favour. I wonder if there is a word for that?

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Vinny Bowl of Curry

Just a guy with a monstrous cock

“Did you see Vinny Bowl of Curry?”
“Yeah he’s the best DE in the entire league!!