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The father of a daughter (or daughters) who tries to be a progressive feminist ally but often misses the mark and is sexist by accident.
Jack: I'm not like other dads, I'm a woke dad.
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
The past tense of Wake And Bake
I was gonna go to work today, but I woke and boke instead. Now I’ll just sit around and make excuses for myself instead.
Past tense of "wake and bake"
When you are fully high in the a.m. whilst being "woke".
"Have you wake and baked yet? Yes my guy, I am fully woke and boke!"
The act of calling someone out for being less woke than you are. May be used as a form of social shaming or in a sarcastic, friendly manner.
Did you see Shannon try to woke-check our Head of Diversity? Not a smart move.
When you’re woke and smoke herb.
Bobo, I could go for a good woke ‘n’ toke with some deep conversations and cosmic philosophies.
Trans political view points. When participants of the two party system flip flop their stances on an issue. Often not understanding the irony and humor.
The Republicans on the January 6 Committee called for more Capital Police oversight and the Democrats called for more Capital Police funding. The J6 committee is totally woke pilled.