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Booty fruit is fruit of the booty. Just as when a seed is germinated within a plant to produce fruit, sex produces offspring in humans. Therefore, children are fruit of getting booty, i.e. booty fruit.
John, you're booty fruit is sure to go far someday.
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When two dudes touch assholes.
I totally caught Paul and Steve fruit looping last night. It was weird.
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a boot made from fruit skins, a fruit boot isnt complete with out all the colors of the rainbow with enfasys on the color purple, most comonly used by homosexuals to match with there clothen, in the 1990´s the fruit booters added wheels so the gay parede walk will tire and damage less the feet
hey, lets go put on our new fruitboots and go to the skate park to look for some hooties
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A form of an insult, usually meaning 'crazy'.
Or, a kind of dessert that deeply resembles a loaf of bread only it's a lot sweeter, softer, and contains candied fruit... Which aren't actually fruits at all.
1) A person digs through trash and eats it. Observer says, "Dude, what a fruit cake!"
2) Why a 'fruit cake' is called a fruit cake is a mystery since it isn't really a cake, and it doesn't even have fruits inside.
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If a girl is having her period during sex, get a plate and let it drip onto the plate. Then take a piece of dental floss, dip it in the blood on the plate, shove the dental floss in your dick hole, and let the woman take the other end of the dental floss out of your asshole.
Last night I was fucking my woman, when she had her period. I knew just what to do. FRUIT PUNCH!
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A recent out-of-the closet gay. Inexperienced and somewhat immature. A gay that doesn't yet understand the etiquette of proper gaydom.
Christina: "Wow, Eric acts like a teenage girl and he always hits on straight men!"
Nikki: "He just recently came out and hasn't developed his gay swagger yet, he's a FRESH FRUIT!"
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