Hockey Mask Time

A (half-serious) call for the subversion of law and a push for violent anarchism. Often referenced or invoked as response to a perceived injustice, particularly if such injustice is put into effect and/or supported by the current state.

The EU took away our memes! Looks like it's getting closer to Hockey Mask Time!

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Turkish Face Mask

Turkish face mask is the act of placing ones' scrotum on another's face, situating a testicle in each eye socket and laying the shaft of the penis over ones' nose.

Also known as: Arabian Gas Mask

Example 1:

Zach: "Hey, why is there, what appears to be, a pubic hair in my eye lashes?"
Rebecca: "Well Zach, I warned you not to drink so much at Claire's last night. You passed out and Cam took the T-bagging to a whole new level and gave you a Turkish Face Mask... Hence the pube in your eyelash. "

Example 2:
Devon: "How did your date go last night Brandon?"
Brandon: "Well, let's just say that girl was a freak!"
Devon: "Details! I need details!"
Brandon: "The girls a superfreak, after I was dropping loads down her throat hole, she requested me to Turkish Face Mask her... I had never heard of that until last night."

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Mongolian Meat Mask

The act of stretching your scrotum over a persons face; resembling a mask. The hairier the sack the better for custom facial hair.

I gave sally a mean mongolian meat mask last night...

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Mask-off

Preparing to take a life in "criminal activity". (versus "Mask-on", where no lives will be taken in "criminal activity")

They saw your face; this is mask-off homie, end em'.

Mask-on homie, we lickin' this house.

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huevos mask

Being blinded by ones huevos, also known as nuts.

I got mad at my girlfriend so when she laid down for bed, I blinded the bitch with my huevos mask

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Arabian Death Mask

The sexual act of stretching one's testicles over the eyes of another (known as the arabian goggles), but also placing the anus over the receiver's mouth at the same time.

I was going to give her the Arabian Goggles, but I decided to go full out with the Arabian Death Mask.

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Happy Mask Salesman

A character from Majora's Mask, he owns the Happy Mask Shop in Ocarina of Time.

The Happy Mask Salesman gave me the creeps, oh wait I was just reading my thoughts out loud...