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A close relative of the panda and the red panda. Its a cute little animal with blue fur and a shaggy tail. It walks on four legs and is slightly larger then a domesticated cat. It mainly eats bamboo but can also eat eggs, birds and insects. And the blue panda is a freaking god that needs to be admired.
The blue panda was eating some bamboo.
The blue panda was beating up a lesser red panda relative.
Literally an Asian chick-fil-a
(Not trying to offend)
Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point
A place that makes chicken way to big
Panda Express you better cut down your chicken because how am I supposed to fit this in my mouth
A sleepy panda is a term of endearment for a person who can quickly become very tired as soon as they enter a certain environment. It can also be emphasised by any dark circles under the person’s eyes, which suddenly become visible in certain lighting.
“Aw, you look exhausted, you always become a sleepy panda when we get on the train.”
My Asian karate blackbelt friend is a panda queer.
Word? My Vietnamese neighbor is a panda queer too.
When a pale skinned person spends the whole day out in the sun while wearing sunglasses the entire time. At the end of the day the persons face will be sunburned except for the circles around their eyes where the sunglasses were, keeping them nice and pale, resembling the circles around the eyes of a Panda Bear.
Dude, your roasted.
Yeah, but I was wearing sunglasses.
I see that, you look like an Irish Panda
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The graceful art of not getting over something, aggressively. Especially when the repercussions are specifically because of personal action.
This is an example of panda-cope: 2:46 PM Is there LITERALLY anything, any condition, EVER that you’d be willing to let me stay on condition of good behavior. And if not then I don’t see how that is fair or just, I notice you haven’t gotten banned despite numerous TOS violations, nor do I want you to. I’m just asking for one account. I’m sorry for calling you a racist and fascist and insulting your wife in the past, all I want is just one account. That’s it, and you can reban it at any time.