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A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.
"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"
"Dude no way! You to!"
Modeling in Europe with thousands of Asian models
I’m squid gaming in Milan and Paris mainly about 2 years and I guess I’m not gonna make it probably.
when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.
"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"
The act of producing a wet slapping noise with your labia similar to that of grabbing your cheeks and moving them in a rapid succession. Typically pertaining to women with larger than average or low hanging labia.
Damnit Sami, stop shaking your legs, I can hear your squid lipping!
An aggressive, yet intelligent member of the Ommastrephidae family
Wow that Ghost Leviathan was as intelligent as a Humboldt Squid
A graduate advisor who berates a strong, competent, and skilled graduate student.
Despite having a Sid the Squid advisor who called him incompetent, the graduate student convinced his dissertation committee that his research data was correct and repeatable.
When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.
That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.