Direct from the motherland, a more eloquent way to refer to a smoking female specimen. After all, she's not a donkey.
I had a jolly ol' time last night with my blokes up in Newcastle. You should have seen Nigel score that smashing piece of townie arse, right as the bar closed at the puritanical hour of 11pm.
clagnuts, hairy raisins. dangleberries.
the accumulation of faeces around the anus, matted into the pubic hair. can often only be hanging on by a single thread of pube.
Used as in the phrase "as slippery as a jew's arse". ie. slippery
The muddy ball was as slippery as a jew's arse
adjective; describing someone as something with which on may wipe his arse with.
You're a arse wipe, you are...
In the heat of the moment, you sometimes go arse to mouth.
You never go arse to mouth!
somebody thats lick arse, always does what somebody else tells them too.
cant shove there tongue up there arse any further than it is
omg your such an arse licker
andrew always licks vicky's arse wat a fuckin arse licker
ave u got ya tongue out yet
When a woman's area just off the port bow is lookin fineeeeee.
Oi chap, that's a nice arse that dame has. Shite, I wouldn't mind getting my wanker up in there.