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asian starvation

The diet trend/technique that asians (females in particular) use to aid in their conquest of fasion and trendy-ness. They starve themselves to successfully save up their money to be able to purchase anything designer and expensive.

That is why you always see slender asian females sporting the ever so glam Gucci sachels or Chanel Clutches. Forget Hello Kitty, this is a Hello Couture diet!

Ling Lee: Hey Mimi San! Let's go grab some sushi and Cocktails.

Mimi San: Sorry Ling Lee I would, but i have my eyes on a nice pair of Fendi pumps and a matching tote. I need to save my money so maybe next time.

Ling Lee: I see that you are practicing some Asian Starvation Mimi, Good luck!

by neudos1 January 02, 2010


Asian Blindfold

Using Dental Floss or Shoestring to cover an Asian person eyes.

After Ming Lee makes me some Fish Ball Soup I'm going to Asian Blindfold her and let her use my scrotum as a ball gag.

by THE MIGHTY FOURDIX December 01, 2010


asian-hunter

Term originates in Tasmania, Australia. Any person of Caucasian appearance that is sexually attracted too and has a romantic preference for East Asian men or women, or is known by his/her peers as possessing such a preference.

Tony: "hey Robert what kind of girls have you been dating?"
Robert: "Mostly chicks from Asia"
Tony: "ok so your an Asian-hunter?"
Robert: "Yes".

or

"I just got back from Thailand and there were a lot of hunters there from oz"

by kangmaster June 09, 2014


asian man

a person who is smarter than smart.

The average test score was 69% and it somehow got to 95%. Who could've done this? Asian Man.

by thxnder November 02, 2020


Asian Blowjob

When a girl suckles and licks the tip of the dickhead as if she's being breastfed or drinking out of a nipple-tip bottle.

My girlfriend gave me an asian blowjob last nigth

by Weirdoes June 07, 2009


Asian Invasion

1. Used to describe the "wave" of Asian immigration
2. Also used to describe a growing number of Asian products

However, there is no such thing as an Asian invasion. Asians make up only 5% of the population. This is hardly considered an "invasion". It was coined through hype, propaganda, ignorance and racism.
In reality, Asians are still a minority group.

"I saw TWO Asians today! It's an Asian Invasion!"

by Academic September 02, 2005


asian cockblock

1. when a member of the asian community prevents another person's advances upon another

2. the worst of all cockblocks

3. something a good wingman should prevent with ease

Damn Josh (JJ) is the worst wingman, he can't even stop an asian cockblock.

by Wickster September 21, 2006