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A term used to describe a moralfag by normalfags
"Ummm sweetie its called being a decent human being..."
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“my girlfriend campbell is the cutest human being in the world”
When you are sure your team is going to win the game, but somehow you end up losing by a couple goals that come from nowhere. (The goals come from the foot of Messi.)
We were winning 2-0, but ended up being messi-ed up.
Are you having sex with someone?
Girl -may I ask you a question? Guy -Sup? Girl-Are you being intimate with someone? Guy- No I am not.
Another way of saying "Oh my God". Best said in a Southern accent.
Oh my higher being I am hungry!
A phrase of exasperation. When you've tried to talk sense into someone, but it hasn't worked. When advice you've given is taken in completely the wrong way. Conversely, it is now also used as someone not caring about heeding another's advice or anything that makes sense. Started as an auto-correct fail.
I told Katie that John cheated on her, but she refused to believe it and is now mad at me. Rabbit ears being lazy, you know?
We told Jack to follow his heart. We didn't think it would lead to a spontaneous trip to Thailand, and a week in a Bangkok jail. Oh well. Rabbit ears being lazy.
Then Maury goes, "You are not the father." And I was like, "Rabbit ears being lazy now, bitch."
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1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality
2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a.
a slight buzz
3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. Examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth
4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surpassed reality
and all of the worlds fucked up problems
5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the
moment, eat it, express it. live it.
6th stage- you have completely entered a world like
none other. Your passionate, loving, free. this
world is your happy place
7th stage- You are high/at the top of the world. You are
content with your high and there is no need for
more. Happy.
G1: yo man....how high are you?
G2: dude....im probably at a 4....we should smoke more, i wanna get to a fucking 7 on The 7 Stages of being High chart man...
G1: great idea man....let's do this
15 min later....
G1: dude...guess what...
G2: what?...man....
G1: i'm at a 7.....
G2: right on...me too bro...happy as can be...:)
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