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Used by older groups of swingers
when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands
B. Women would hug each other
C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock
( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )
I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.
By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment
She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!
When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.
This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.
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While giving a blowjob, begin talking like the Cookie Monster.
Your mom game me a cthulhu blowjob. So I ate her.
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When a girl gives you a blowjob with chew in her mouth.
(At a redneck party)
Guy 1: Would you let that girl suck your dick?
Guy 2: Gross dude, she's got a dip in her mouth.
Guy 1: Wouldn't be my first Southern Blowjob.
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Noun. A finger blowjob is where someone performs the act of a blowjob on one of their, or someone else's, finger(s).
Dude1: "Last night, during foreplay, Sarah sucked on my fingers."
Dude2: "dude that's a finger-blowjob"
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girl sucks on a guy for sexual pleasure, not too nice for the girl but good for the guy
i gave my bf a blowjob and he loved it soo much, he didnt want me to stop
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