Butthole Rustler

I came across this term a few weeks ago. I know its stupid. I know its not worth it. But this gave me new hope in humanity. A new faith in the quality of the human race. So, give it up for butthole rustler. Save The USA. Believe in the power of buttholes. When you see that perv walking down the street, remember me. remember hope. Call him a butthole rustler. Spread the love. Because if you're reading this, you are our future, our only hope, godspeed.
God Save America
God save buttholes.

Dirty Minded Phil sticks his finger up his arse.
Random dude: BUTTHOLE RUSTLER!

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Angry Butthole

An angry butthole is when a person has anal herpies and such or any other infection on their butthole. The anal cannal might be swollen, red, and torn. A usual 'Angry Butthole' patient is a male homosexual (aka a Butt Pirate).

"Yeah, that bro I met on the chat-line and went to meet up with, he had an Angry Butthole"

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butthole pleasures

Molestation upon someones butthole. Not in a literal sense, but kidna like saying pwn

Guy gets his face thoroughly asskicked
then someone watching is all like
"oh butthole pleasures"

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Ashnikko’s butthole

I suppose it’s really pretty and cute

I wanna stick it up Ashnikko’s butthole

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Butter Butthole

A person who allows sex too easily.

Did you see Ashley last night?? She was hopping on every guy in the room!
Yeah ikr, she's such a butter butthole.

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Butthole Surfers

A group of homosexual butt-buddies who formed a punk rock band.

The Butthole Surfers want to know "Who Was In My Room Last Night?" It was probably the guy next door.

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butthole gravy

when you are in the act of sharting or shart and a stick fecal substance comes out

hey man, i was on the can and some butthole gravy came out

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