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CS:GO fag awper crouch walking down the map with 100% accuracy hunting for a kill.
Dude this fag is just crab walking down highway. Fuck this game.
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When someone is so hot you would eat the corn out of there poo...would you crab fork it?
Would you crab fork it?
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I woman who has been through a large amount of dicks
That Becky is such a crab dragon, like she needs to lay off the dick.
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Cig crabs are sentient crabs who enjoy smoking. They are prone to showing up during activities to dispense commentary at the price of a humiliation. It is customary to thank the cig crab for its consideration.
It was early so I was watching Arthur on TV. The show literally said "just be yourself" and I saw a cig crab on the bed next to me, he said "That's what I do" and scratched my face. Thanks cig crab.
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a crab party is any time 2 or more crabs are visible at any given time
last night I woke up to get some water and there was a crab party going on, all four of them!
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the act of inserting two fist's into a woman's vagina, and then once in her musky cave, the lower fist sprawls out and does a tickling motion using the fingers !!
Dave:How did go with that girl last night??
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!
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dancing to appear as a crab by shuffling side to side with your hands in the air opening and closing like tongs. if you do so well enough you might fool others around you into thinking you’re actually a crab. takes a lot of practice tho
person 1: “bruv do u see that guy crab dancing”
person 2: “what guy all I see is a crab”
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