Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.

Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

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does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

not if its a female hobby horse

Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was

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When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

A statement made in that sounds incredibly obvious

Tim: Bitches be tripping
Eric: When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

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Does Peyton love hunter more?

Yes! Peyton loves hunter more although some will say otherwise. Any statements saying otherwise are 100% false.

H:i love you

P:i love you more
H:cap
P:no cap look it up!
H: *searches “does Peyton love hunter more?”*
H:dang you’re right you do love me More

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The Bell does not Dismiss You. I do.

A way to make sure a teacher has authority. Even though there is a bell for a reason.

C:" we have 30 more seconds left of class"
*bell rings*
T:" Everyone sit down. You did not respect the substitute. I said, The bell does not dismiss you. I do. Because I have authority "

Where does HUMANITY go too far?

Because it's isn't just the political left or right that goes too far

Iam "Hmm... Where does HUMANITY go too far?.... Conceptually... Oh! That's it! With the imposition of universalized ethical systems! That's it! Because the woke have this incoherent ethical system that is (in abstraction) everything they hate about their perceived enemies. But this comes in direct response and exists in direct opposition to the imposition of the religious ethical system. And it isn't necessarily the ethical system that is the problem, rather, the imposition from the various rat-kings. Why? Because to do so would constitute imitating the creature. You are not creature. Imitating the creature (with the exception of creation (and even that can go too far (as we can see in the Tower of Babel story))) = wrong. 100% of the time."

Hym "Eh, I would have said 'with their very filthy-monkey existence' but I suppose that makes sense" 🤷

what does four fingers down mean?

It means that you are an absolute gay wad and like big juicy penus

For example what does four fingers down mean?,"blow harder daddy!!!!I thought you puts four fingers down!!!"