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A guy who thinks a million dollars is a small loan
Quoted by Donald Trump 'my dad had gave me a small loan of a million'
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The president of the United States from 2016 - 2020. Often insulted, bashed, and mocked for everything he does, no matter how good or bad whatever he did actually is. Hated despite his successes in foreign affairs because other nations thinks he's a fucking nutcase that'll turn their entire country into a glass factory if they look at him the wrong way.
Sam: Donald Trump really isn't that bad of a president. There are a lot worse ones.
John: I agree that he's certainly not as bad as people say he is, but there have been better presidents. Like Abraham Lincoln, he-
Izzy, he/her, blm, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: OMG STFU U STUPID ALT-RIGHT NEONAZIS!!!!!! ONMHG IMGE REPTORTING YUIO TO TWTITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG
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The true name of the genius himself, Donald Trump.
Dude1: "Hey man! Are yoi voting for Donald Trump?"
Dude2: "No, I'm voting for Donald Drumpf!"
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Something you can write in for the election.
"I voted for Donald. Donald Duck."
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was at first to be named Mc take-your-money but was not catchy enough.where fast food slows you down.
i could use another ten happy meals right now from mc donalds
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When a man gives a woman anal until she opens her mouth so wide that she looks like Donald Duck
-Hey how's your girlfriend coming?
-Good, yesterday we go drunk and I gave a her a Donald Dick
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When you start having heterosexual sex and then turn and have homosexual sex. Only to turn back around to having hetero sex to finish. While jerking off the homosexual
Hey Larry remember when we were gay ?
Hell yeah Marv I did The Donald Trump on your ass.
Good thing we like pussy now.
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