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Using hot sauce as lube during anal
Ay shawty wanna go back to my place i got some hot sauce n we can do the flaming pile driver
someone who tells their partner what to do during intercourse simular to moaner, screamer, name caller
Mary: HARDER HARDER FASTER SOFTER
John: ^_^ knew shed be a name back seat driver
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standing behind a girl while carrying her and fucking her at the same time while her legs are out in the direction of two forks from a fork lift.
Molly says that Randy, her husband, a recieving specialist at Home Depot, is the best fuck lift driver in town...cause she a hoe.
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A shit-covered super hard-on violently penetrating any bodily orafice just before 'bustin a nut'.
As I was bangin' this chick's poop-chute, just before blowin' my load, I flipped her over and sunk a Rusty Pile-driver down her gob.
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A who sits in the passenger seat and tells the driver how to drive.
"Yo, stop being a side-seat driver"
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the annoying drunk you're driving home that keeps yelling out directions to his/her house
drunk guy: yooo take a left right there
you: dude those are trees
drunk guy: just trust me....
drunk guy= designated backseat driver
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The weight a person reports on his or her driver's license which is anywhere between 5 and 20 lbs. less than the person's actual weight.
"I'm cutting out carbs so that I can get down to my Driver's License Weight."
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